A Touch Of Humor

Thursday, March 9, 2023

“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”

― Phyllis Diller

“Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.”

― Dr. Seuss

“I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.”

—Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), Finding Dory

A smile is a facelift that’s in everyone’s price range!

Tom Wilson

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.”

― Rodney Dangerfield

“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”

― Albert Einstein

Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower!

Jim Carrey