A Touch of Humor

 If you think health care is expensive now, just wait 'til it's free. 

P. J. O'Rourke

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A Touch of Humor

 I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. 

George Carlin

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A Touch of Humor

 I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down. 

Mitch Hedberg

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A Touch of Humor

 I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff. 

Bob Uecker

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A Touch of Humor

 It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. 

- Dolly Parton

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A Touch of Humor

 I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

 Henny Youngman

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A Touch of Humor

 “The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.”

― Mark Twain