What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
Jerome K. Jerome
Tuesday, May 9, 2023
Monday, May 8, 2023
Friday, May 5, 2023
A Touch of Humor
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."
- Jackie Mason
Thursday, May 4, 2023
A Touch of Humor
"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Wednesday, May 3, 2023
Tuesday, May 2, 2023
A Touch of Humor
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Monday, May 1, 2023
A Touch of Humor
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
- Rita Rudner
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