Friday, September 29, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

Robin Williams

Thursday, September 28, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to return to the next "Terminator" movie. In this one, Arnold goes back in time to erase all traces of him hosting "Celebrity Apprentice."

Conan O'Brien

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.” 
― Woody Allen

A Touch of Humor

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Tuesday, September 26, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Sam Ewing

Monday, September 25, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

I saw that Coca-Cola is selling a new drink in Japan called "Coca-Cola Coffee Plus.” They say it’s great if you like Coke, love coffee, and hate blinking.

Jimmy Fallon