Steve Martin: I found this very touching. Meghan Markle on the Queen‘s 93rd birthday gave her an engraved bracelet.
Stephen Colbert: Oh that’s lovely. What did it say?
Steve Martin: It said, Do Not Resuscitate!
Friday, January 31, 2020
Thursday, January 30, 2020
A Touch Of Humor
"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around."
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
Wednesday, January 29, 2020
A Touch Of Humor
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Tuesday, January 28, 2020
A Touch Of Humor
"A new poll has found that Bernie Sanders is the most likable of all the presidential candidates. Which, let's face it, is kind of like being the best-dressed person at Wal-Mart." –Seth Meyers
Monday, January 27, 2020
A Touch Of Humor
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.”
― Bob Newhart
― Bob Newhart
Friday, January 24, 2020
A Touch Of Humor
Here's something to remember
when you bake a birthday cake ...
"A birthday cake made of beans will blow out its own candles."
Author Unknown
Quote from my friend Tom Brown's Facebook Page.
when you bake a birthday cake ...
"A birthday cake made of beans will blow out its own candles."
Author Unknown
Quote from my friend Tom Brown's Facebook Page.
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