When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
Monday, February 17, 2020
A Touch Of Humor
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
Thursday, February 13, 2020
A Touch Of Humor
"And then I was in Reno, Nevada. Very exciting when I was in Reno! The police went on the news, they were looking for a woman who had stolen a baby out of the hospital. And they described her as being over 400 pounds and wearing hot pink stretch pants. And immediately my heart went out to the pants."
Karen Rontowski
Karen Rontowski
Wednesday, February 12, 2020
A Touch Of Humor
"I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before."
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
Tuesday, February 11, 2020
A Touch Of Humor
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
George Carlin
George Carlin
Monday, February 10, 2020
Saturday, February 8, 2020
A Touch Of Humor
A new report says that last year Colorado collected $44 million in marijuana taxes. Unfortunately, they can't remember where they put it.
Conan O’Brien
Conan O’Brien
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