A Touch Of Humor

I saw this guy talking about global warming ... But he said we have to do something to stop cow flatulence. And I said to myself, I can't even stop my own flatulence.

Jay Leno

A Touch Of Humor

IF ONLY:
Closed Minds
Came With Closed Mouths.

Unknown Author, Quote from my friend Tom Brown's Facebook Page

A Touch Of Humor

“We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.”
― H.L. Mencken, Minority Report (1880 - 1956) (Renowned Journalist, Satirist, Scholar)

A Touch Of Humor

I watched Dr. Fauci on TV and he said this virus is a war and we have to fight it like war. I feel like a prisoner of war in my own home. It’s the only war when the war is over the prisoners are fatter than when the war began.

Jay Leno

A Touch Of Humor

“Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there” 
― Scott Adams (Bestselling Comedy Writer, Creator of the Dilbert Comic Strip)

A Touch Of Humor

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. - Mark Twain

A Touch Of Humor

The other day I was in my bank. They got signs all over there, ‘In this bank you have a friend.’ Last month I was two payments behind. My friend took away my car.

Rodney Dangerfield