A Touch Of Humor

Thursday, September 9, 2021

A Touch Of Humor

“The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same, so we might as well dress them that way. That's why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over and she marries the next guy. That’s why the wedding vow isn't ‘do you take Bill Simpson?’; it’s ‘Do you take this man?’”

— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 4: The Opera
Posted by Dick Kazan at 6:00 AM
Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to FacebookShare to Pinterest

No comments:

Post a Comment

Newer Post Older Post Home
Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Free Subscription

Sign Up Now

Blog Archive

  • ►  2023 (60)
    • ►  March (18)
    • ►  February (20)
    • ►  January (22)
  • ►  2022 (259)
    • ►  December (22)
    • ►  November (22)
    • ►  October (21)
    • ►  September (23)
    • ►  August (22)
    • ►  July (21)
    • ►  June (22)
    • ►  May (22)
    • ►  April (21)
    • ►  March (23)
    • ►  February (19)
    • ►  January (21)
  • ▼  2021 (261)
    • ►  December (23)
    • ►  November (22)
    • ►  October (21)
    • ▼  September (22)
      • A Touch of Humor
      • A Touch of Humor
      • A Touch of Humor
      • A Touch of Humor
      • A Touch of Humor
      • A Touch of Humor
      • A Touch of Humor
      • A Touch Of Humor
      • A Touch Of Humor
      • A Touch of Humor
      • A Touch of Humor
      • A Touch of Humor
      • A Touch of Humor
      • A Touch Of Humor
      • A Touch Of Humor
      • A Touch Of Humor
      • A Touch Of Humor
      • A Touch Of Humor
      • A Touch Of Humor
      • A Touch Of Humor
      • A Touch Of Humor
      • A Touch of Humor
    • ►  August (22)
    • ►  July (22)
    • ►  June (22)
    • ►  May (21)
    • ►  April (22)
    • ►  March (23)
    • ►  February (20)
    • ►  January (21)
  • ►  2020 (268)
    • ►  December (23)
    • ►  November (21)
    • ►  October (23)
    • ►  September (23)
    • ►  August (21)
    • ►  July (24)
    • ►  June (22)
    • ►  May (21)
    • ►  April (22)
    • ►  March (22)
    • ►  February (20)
    • ►  January (26)
  • ►  2019 (263)
    • ►  December (22)
    • ►  November (21)
    • ►  October (23)
    • ►  September (21)
    • ►  August (22)
    • ►  July (23)
    • ►  June (23)
    • ►  May (21)
    • ►  April (23)
    • ►  March (21)
    • ►  February (20)
    • ►  January (23)
  • ►  2018 (261)
    • ►  December (21)
    • ►  November (23)
    • ►  October (21)
    • ►  September (20)
    • ►  August (26)
    • ►  July (22)
    • ►  June (20)
    • ►  May (22)
    • ►  April (21)
    • ►  March (22)
    • ►  February (20)
    • ►  January (23)
  • ►  2017 (324)
    • ►  December (19)
    • ►  November (23)
    • ►  October (25)
    • ►  September (23)
    • ►  August (26)
    • ►  July (25)
    • ►  June (26)
    • ►  May (27)
    • ►  April (27)
    • ►  March (33)
    • ►  February (31)
    • ►  January (39)
  • ►  2016 (562)
    • ►  December (36)
    • ►  November (58)
    • ►  October (57)
    • ►  September (56)
    • ►  August (107)
    • ►  July (134)
    • ►  June (112)
    • ►  May (2)

My Blog List

  • A Touch Of Wisdom
    A Touch Of Wisdom
  • A Moment Of Prayer
    A Moment Of Prayer
  • Personal Writings Of Love
    Personal Writings Of Love
  • Kazan's Fables
    U.S. Navy Dolphins
  • Dick Kazan’s Journal
    A Special Gift
  • Economic Advice Writings And Financial Alerts
    7 Simple Tips For Surviving Tough Times
  • Ramblings of a Sane Man
    Love And Forgiveness

Contributors

  • Dick Kazan
  • Jon Barnes
  • Unknown
The Mission of A Touch Of Humor is to make you laugh. Some of our humor may bomb but rest assured, we'll try again asap to make you laugh.
Powered by Blogger.