Why did Santa’s helper start going to therapy? He had low “elf” esteem.
What do Santa’s helpers learn in school? The elf-abet.
What do you call a frozen elf? An elfcicle!
What would you find on an elf’s Instagram account? Lots of elf-ies.
What is an elf’s favorite candy? Orna-mints.
What do you call an elf that just won the lottery? Welfy.
What sport do Christmas elves compete in? North Pole-vaulting.
Who is the best singer in the North Pole? Elf-is Presley.
What’s an elf’s favorite sport? Miniature golf.
What was the elf allergic to? Sh-Elf-ish.
What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses!
(I'll see myself out now, Merry Christmas!)
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